by Clint W March 31, 2005
1. Fast food chain whose mascot is a smiling star. Popular all around, but moreso in certain locales.
2. Depicted in the movie "Idiocracy" as it is now, though fully automatic and capable of taking custody of the children of difficult income customers. Does so because they wish to see every family eat. Future items of choice are "Extra Big Ass Fries" and "Extra Big Ass Tacos".
"Carls Jr. 'Fuck you, I'm eating'"
2. Depicted in the movie "Idiocracy" as it is now, though fully automatic and capable of taking custody of the children of difficult income customers. Does so because they wish to see every family eat. Future items of choice are "Extra Big Ass Fries" and "Extra Big Ass Tacos".
"Carls Jr. 'Fuck you, I'm eating'"
by AlterationA April 02, 2008
by THEskibum October 17, 2007
Carl Jr: I'm not naming my restaurant chain CARL JR'S like I should, but Carl's Jr should work splendidly!
Carl Sr: My son's a fucking clown.
Carl Sr: My son's a fucking clown.
by meljogo February 22, 2021
Incepted in the fall of 2017, a Carl’s Jr. is a uncomfortable sexual act involving two individuals, two lubeless hands and a lot of effort. The receiver of the Carl, must bend over, cheeks spread while the giver, hands in prayer form, aggressively and quickly jams them into the rectum of the receiver. Usually, this is a one time event but there have been three recorded accounts of a Multi-Carl which includes extraction and reinsertion multiple times.
If someone is feeling particularly limber, the receiver may try to execute a Two Armed Carl or as it has been know in some circles, a Carl Sr.. The move incorporates both the hands and arms. Not recommended for midgets or people with a bad back.
If someone is feeling particularly limber, the receiver may try to execute a Two Armed Carl or as it has been know in some circles, a Carl Sr.. The move incorporates both the hands and arms. Not recommended for midgets or people with a bad back.
This line for the Beck concert is taking forever! To kill time, let’s go to that alley over there and I’ll give you a Carl’s Jr.
by joe the juice November 10, 2017
him: Dude, how was that Six Dollar Burger?
me: Dude, i think its kicking in.
him: Oh shit, furrealz?
me: Yeah, hold on i gotta go to the bathroom.
(20 minutes later)
me: Dude all that shitting made me hungry. Let's go to Carl's JR.
me: Dude, i think its kicking in.
him: Oh shit, furrealz?
me: Yeah, hold on i gotta go to the bathroom.
(20 minutes later)
me: Dude all that shitting made me hungry. Let's go to Carl's JR.
by Darnigga July 17, 2009
Carl's Jr commercials feature obnoxious portions and combinations of food that are merely ideological in intent. Nobody would seriously eat a double six-dollar burger with bacon and guac, but they're advertised anyway. The goal is to affirm the macho, guy-like, over-the-top, gonzo style that currently defines American masculinity. Other examples include raised pick-up trucks, Calvin peeing stickers, and driving like an asshole.
There's no way that totally bangable chick riding the mechanical bull in that Carl's Jr commercial could eat one of those burgers and still have such an incredibly hot ass.
by Semiotics Man January 29, 2005