Carkles 

Those odd pinpricks of sparkling light that fill your vision before you pass out, and linger in your sights for at least 10 minutes after you've come round.

"Mate, I can't drink any more! I'm getting carkles!"

"I don't know if we can move him yet. Ask him if he still has carkles"

Carkles by MagickDio February 6, 2010

WoW Cankles 

Cankles, but where the specific cause of their development is due to weight gain from playing World of Warcraft upwards of 14 hours per day.

Look at that 300 pound guy wearing the Yoda shirt. He has some serious WoW cankles.

WoW Cankles by Nougatz July 21, 2011

carbleswable 

When you’re in the mood for some chicken

Damn, I was so carbleswable last night.

carbleswable by Bungle Chorf February 17, 2018

Cankles 

The area in affected female legs where the calf meets the foot in an abrupt, nontapering terminus; medical cause: adipose tissue surrounding the soleus tendon, probably congenital, worsened by weight gain and improved in appearance only by boots. From the English "calf" meaning wide portion of the lower leg, and "ankle" meaning slender joint of leg with foot.

If I didn't have cankles, I might be able to wear those Prada loafers with my capri pants.

Cankles by Elizabeth Bennett September 12, 2003

canklesaurus

NOUN: (cank-el-SORE-us)

A woman with enormous cankles - afflicted with cankleitis. Those with canklephobia should steer clear...

"Dude. Don't look now - beastly canklesaurus at three-o-clock. Heading this way. Whew...detoured at the end of the bar. Crisis averted."

canklesaurus by ZooBG May 14, 2010

carkle cockroach 

A weak person, a coward, but one who survives many ordeals.

That guys a carkle cockroach, he just ran away from the fuzz when they came for him.

carkle cockroach by Funny thing... i don't actually have a name... May 16, 2008

extremely careless 

Regular citizen definition: grossly negligent (i.e. criminal)

Hillary Clinton definition: presidential

Person 1: Dude, the FBI Director just said that Hillary Clinton was extremely careless in handling highly classified information. But I guess they're not recommending any charges be made.

Person 2: Extremely careless - doesn't that basically mean she was grossly negligent? I thought that gross negligence in transmitting classified information is prosecutable under the Espionage Act. Sounds like she should be considered a criminal.

Person 1: Nah bro, that just means she's considered presidential material.

extremely careless by jamescomey July 8, 2016