Also known as the Cardinal Rule of Food; mentioned in the 2005 comedy “Waiting.” The Cardinal Rule is: never fuck with the person who is handling your food. Technically it’s illegal in reality because it is food tampering, however, sometimes people who work food service wish to get revenge like this on nasty Karen’s.
(A typical dinner rush at Applebee’s)
Garrett (handing food back to the kitchen staff): “We got our first Karen of the night. She ordered her steak as well-done and apparently it’s medium-well. She just broke the Cardinal Rule.”
Jeff: “She’s definitely going to get a secret ingredient along with other extra care done to her food since she’s a complete bitch!” (Reaches into his pants and yanks out a pubic hair to hide in the broccoli, then spits into the mashed potatoes, and finishes off with shaking dandruff onto the steak)
(Garrett takes the plate back while trying not to laugh)
Garrett (handing food back to the kitchen staff): “We got our first Karen of the night. She ordered her steak as well-done and apparently it’s medium-well. She just broke the Cardinal Rule.”
Jeff: “She’s definitely going to get a secret ingredient along with other extra care done to her food since she’s a complete bitch!” (Reaches into his pants and yanks out a pubic hair to hide in the broccoli, then spits into the mashed potatoes, and finishes off with shaking dandruff onto the steak)
(Garrett takes the plate back while trying not to laugh)
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Two really good but really stupid friends, these two like to spend their time chilling on discord playing fortnite or Minecraft.
They usually mock and or make fun of eachother but it's all in good fun.
They've had their ups and downs but somehow always stay friends :)
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They usually mock and or make fun of eachother but it's all in good fun.
They've had their ups and downs but somehow always stay friends :)
Miles and Brehan, friends 4 life! <3
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