To force feed someone carbohydrates in large quantities.
Dan was on the Paleo diet, and so I tied him down and carbed him until he puked
by DGGG January 14, 2013
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The process of letting air into a bong.
Dude Pull out the bowl, the chamber is full! Its called carbing!
by ZAssMaster July 17, 2009
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a drunkin achoholic guy who hates his life.
drunkin ginny carbs.....a passive aggressive comedian
by trone89 April 16, 2011
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One unit of concentrated evil. Each gram has over 250 grams of fat inside it. Removing them from your food, water, and air removes the necessity of exercise, and allows full consumption of saturated fat as long as it has no carbs.

Synonyms: food of the devil, concentrated evil, little bits of antichrist.

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Do you have a non-carb section? I'm worried the sidestream carb inhalations will give me fat cancer.
by Daniel B. Munro December 3, 2005
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To be excessively linked to websites while chatting, or texting. No chatting, just endless links.
I was IMing with J, he never speaks, just endlessly carbing me.

What's up with all the carbing dude, can't you say hi?
by ctden666 March 13, 2009
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(n) A friend that makes your life a living hell in any video game you play. In Minecraft, he will blow shit up. In clash royale, he will not hesitate to use elixir golem. In any FPS, he will make sure he kills you and you only. In mario kart, he's the type of dude to intentionally start the race in last place, get a star, and when he's behind you, use it, and stay on you so you cannot play the game. He will also be in last place, but Carb does not care, as he made your experience playing the game objectively worst, which to him is just as good as getting laid.
"Bro did you just blow our entire team up for the hell of it?"
"Yeah, why?"
"That's a carb move."
"A what?"
"Nevermind."
by llqmq November 9, 2021
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short for carberetor, see carberetor
dude, my carb kicks yo EFI's ass.

carbs are simpler, easier to tune and ALOT more reliable than EFI ever can be if well maintained
by 379 February 26, 2005
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