1 definition by Daniel B. Munro

carb

One unit of concentrated evil. Each gram has over 250 grams of fat inside it. Removing them from your food, water, and air removes the necessity of exercise, and allows full consumption of saturated fat as long as it has no carbs.

Synonyms: food of the devil, concentrated evil, little bits of antichrist.

see carbohydrates

Do you have a non-carb section? I'm worried the sidestream carb inhalations will give me fat cancer.

by Daniel B. Munro December 3, 2005