Car steaks
Hill people* (a subspecies of Feral Americans) food. Humans are steak to hill people. Humans usually only travel in cars/vans/rvs when embarking in hill people territory due to the remote location. So, hill people have come to associate cars with food. They don't want the car, but they must get the car to dine on the delicious human steak on the inside, thus making people car steaks.
*Rembember, hill people are not hillbillies.
*Rembember, hill people are not hillbillies.
Car steaks by stashuboo October 21, 2011
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