A raging idiot who makes himself look cool in front of his "large" girlfriend by getting super angry when someone barely runs into his car and barely bends his license plate. After realizing the minimal damage, car crash guy seems happy, but he sees high school kids laughing at his idiocy and threatens them to look even more cool. The theory is that car crash guy got dumped shortly after. Also used as a verb for a person struggling to take off their hoodie or any other article of clothing.
1. "Look at car crash guy raging again, he just punched that 3 year old for crying" "Yeah that's the fifth time today"

2. "Dude, I wanted to fight that guy so bad, but I just couldn't get my hoodie off in time, he ran away as I was struggling with it" "haha man I can't believe you pulled a car crash guy like that"
by avsfan93 December 4, 2010
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An all too common occurrence in Brampton whereby Bramptonites stage car accidents for insurance scams.
“Jay was in another car crash yesterday.”

“Was it a real car crash or a Brampton Car Crash?”
by Mr. Sanchez, Esquire August 13, 2021
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Roblox car crashes are a series of (normally low quality) videos popular on youtube and tiktok that show dash cam footage of roblox blocky cars suffering violent accidents, such as running over NPCs or hitting other cars while shredding into pieces.
These videos are known for using ACTUAL legitimate car accident audios found in websites such as LiveLeak, wich gives a strange comedic effect.
X: Hey have you seen this Roblox Car Crash compilation on tiktok? It’s so funny!
X: please leave me alone.
by Ungui56 December 11, 2022
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Roblox car crashes are a series of (normally low quality) videos that show a dash cam of a roblox blocky car suffering an accident, such as running over NPCs or hitting another cars and shredding into pieces.
These videos are known because of using ACTUAL legitimate car accident audios found in websites such as LiveLeak, wich gives a dark comedic effect.
X: Hey have you seen this Roblox Car Crash Compilation on tiktok? It’s so funny haha!
X: please for the love of god leave me alone.
by Ungui56 December 11, 2022
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basically devo car crash was an event that occurred fairly recently. the absoloute meat head decided to rob a car and CRASHED IT! the absoloute melt put several lives at risk. #whatashitter #dontgetdroppedfromsca #devo.sca #scasfinest
devo car crash was a madness! devo is a shit dinger!
by devo.pxp August 19, 2021
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A car/bicycle encounter when the driver of a parked car exits the vehicle only to see a Birkenstock wearing burlap bag carrying hippie driving an old 50's style bike heading toward the open door. The hippie cannot access the bike's shitty brakes due to the wearing of sandals resulting in the hippie swerving to avoid the open car door, loosing control of the bike and then crashing on the roadway.
Some dirty old, bike driv'n hippie almost hit me while I was getting outta my car. Fucking bum couldn't even work the bike brakes which made him go flying off the bike and crash'n himself onto the pavement causing a hippie car crash. He Musta been high on that old style weed.
by spikeb028 June 1, 2007
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Any internet post presented as fact which is then shot down in flames by everyone else on the board, much like Car Crash TV, it's painful to look at, but also quite compelling.
That post where that guy thought he'd invented the phrase 'car crash tv' only to have half the board prove him wrong was a proper car crash post!
by ..wil February 24, 2009
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