Captain Oates 

A euphemism for the male genitalia.

Some bitch was bein' hella clownish, so I slapped her in the face with Captain Oates.
OR
Wanna pet Captain Oates?

Captain Oates by dirty rob November 21, 2003

captain oats 

Seth Cohen's toy horse/first friend on the OC. Captain Oats has a thing with Princess Sparkle Summer's version of Captain Oats. c

Seth: Ryan don't get jealous of Captain Oats you are my best friend now.

captain oats by surrrrah November 11, 2008