The one guy you work with who only calls when he has a problem that he needs you to fix, usually immediately.
Derek: Hey man, ready to go grab some lunch?

Scott: Yeah, let's get outta h....aw shit, hold on, Captain Bring-Me-Down just alerted me....

Derek: FUCK!
by Jerky1037 March 22, 2008
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