capri-sun

The best drink in the universe. Comes in like 20 flavors (all of which are good).

I Love Capri-Sun's all natural, no artificial ingredients, great-tasting flavor!

capri-sun by Timophy.com March 26, 2005

capri-sun

Perhaps the greatest juice drink of all time. Almost an addiction among shop staff in garages. The only downside is that the pouches are too small and you need a second one.

I need to drink a Capri Sun.

capri-sun by Snake August 31, 2005

capri-sun

Hands down the best-tasting, most addictive drink in the entire galaxy. I have yet to drink something more refreshing and just plain-old good tasting as a pouch of capri sun. All 20+ flavors kick your ass. All natural and no bullcrap. This is THE ONLY drink you will ever need. People bitch about the small pouches, well guess what dipshits, you have 2 options: A)Get another one or B) Buy the big pouches.

I drink capri-sun like smokers smoke ciggarettes, one pack a day.

capri-sun by Crazy Joe Davola August 31, 2006

Capri Shirt 

When a complete tool wears a shirt that's about 4 sizes too big and the sleeves are so long it appears he is wearing capris on his arms.

Hey, Joe is a medium but he wears a 2x, it looks like he has on a capri shirt man.

Capri Shirt by imovecars89 September 2, 2011

Capri-Sun manoeuvre 

When she sticks a straw in your dick hole and you use it to pee in her mouth.

She thought sticking a strw in my dick is gonna hurt me but I Capri-sun manoeuvre her.

Capri-Sun manoeuvre by Fluidic_Poduzetnik December 13, 2018

Capri-Sun Funland 

A theme park based around the Capri-Sun soft drink. It is known for having a very fun water slide. No artificial ingredients allowed!

Any sentient soft drink who wishes to enter Capri-Sun Funland is scanned by a high-tech machine to see if they contain any artificial ingredients. Sentient soft drinks who contain artificial ingredients will be denied entry.

"Capri-Sun Funland - can't wait! Next stop, the water slide!"

Capri-Sun Funland by Sussy Bazinga September 21, 2022

capri-sun

A juice drink contained in a pouch too small to be worthwhile.

"I could blow a load bigger than a capri-sun"

capri-sun by Diryn August 5, 2006