The Cape

The most important prize in the game of basketball, awarded to the player in a particular game who nets the most Cape Points. Cape points reward manly achievements such as blocked shots and offensive rebounding, and punish weak, pussy-ass, cowardly tendencies like passing and shooting three pointers.

Cape Points Formula:
PTS + 5*OFF REB + 3*DEF REB + 10*BLK - 10*3PA - 3*3PM -3*AST
Bonus points are awarded for Flagrant Fouls (+15) and Ejections (+25).

Dwight Howard typically leads the league in Cape Points.

Mike: "Yo man, did Dwight Howard keep The Cape tonight?"

Paul: "No, man. He was passing way too much and only finished with 73 Cape Points. Chris Bosh really manned up. He had a bunch of offensive rebounds and he finished with 95 Cape Points. Bosh is the new Capeholder."

Mike: "Nice, who won the game?"

Paul: "Who the fuck cares?"

by Cape_101 March 9, 2010

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On Cape

When one is vacationing on Cape Code, MA.

I can’t make it this weekend, I’ll be on cape.

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A totally awesome article of clothing. Almost anybody who wears a cape will look cool, and anybody who is badass can greatly benefit from wearing either a cape, cloak, or trenchcoat, and of course, having long hair. Having a sword would help, but you'll probably get arrested for that.

That dude with the cape is so freakin' awesome. Some kid said he looked stupid, just because he doesn't dress like everybody else, but when he turned that kid into a mangled mess on the floor, he looked totally badass. Nobody messes with him now! :)

by The dark lord G June 15, 2006

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