Gangsta #2: Cape Crunk motha fucka!!!!!
2. Also known as Cape Coma after a song called "Escape From Cape Coma" by the now broken up band Twisted Method. Named for how incredibly boring it is.
3. Where, for some completely insane reason, tourists like to come. No one's really sure why because, well, see number 2.
4. Where scene kids live. You see them everywhere, especially at Marquee Cinemas on a Friday night. And you can't forget about the 13 year old sluts/cocaine addicts! Because of the extreme amount of scene kids, there is tons of drama.
2. Cape resident 1: "What are we doing this weekend?" Cape resident 2: "Absolutely nothing. We live in Cape Coma, dumbass.
3. Tourist 1: Let's go to Cape Coral on vacation! It's soooo nice there." Tourist 2: "It sure is! Let's go to Sun Splash, that will be a blast!" Tourist 3: "This is going to be the best vacation ever!" Cape resident: *Gags*
4. Scene kid 1: "Hey lets go to the movies tonight, and then after we can do some cocaine to keep us so incredibly skinny." Scene kid 2: "Yeah, I have to dye my hair black for the 2839479823th time this year, so you guys can help me." Scene kid 2: "I have to get 8 more piercings to be a hXc scene kid, so I can't go. I'll tell my little sister to go, she's really easy and does cocaine, and she's the most hXc scene kid in her middle school."
Guy 1: Yeah, me too. I wish I was back in New York or Boston because thats where my parents are from so that means im from there.
Sensible Teenager: Why don't you two try and make it better by writing to your local government or signing a petition or doing something productive?
Guy and Girl 1: What?
It's drama-ridden full of 13 year old bubblegum bullshit, has a lot of "kr3ws" like Lush Kr3w and Camalot Kids.
Most of the "locals" are over 70.
no man fuck that place, i'm still young.
Also a good place for anyone over the age of seventy to retire. The young whipper-snappers here wont bother you at all. They are all talk I promise. Your house is safe, just make sure to hide your weed stash.
Cape Coral Kid 2: "Oh really? Cause I'm from Boston too and I can't do shit."
Ida S. Baker kids are all full of themselves
Mariner high school kids are all beners
Cape Coral High School kids-ALL POSERS!!!
most old people live here.
we have a lot of snow birds that come here in the winter.
most teens that live here hate it so damn much and can't wiat to leave when their 18.
13-14 year olds try to be cool, but arn't
kids try so hard to impress others they don't even know who they are in the end.
it's pretty sad.. so if i were you
NEVER COME TO CAPE CORAL!!!!
2. The 5th largest city in Florida, although you cant tell, because nobody, except its residents, knows it even exists.
3. A place where every scene kid in America seems to live, and for fun activities, well you can find some of the "local scene beans" behind the mcdonalds at camalot snorting cocaine, and other various illegal substances.
4.A place that has nothing to do, except for marquee cinemas, and sun splash.
5. A drama filled city, mostly because of all the scene kids, so if your life is boring, become scene.
Very Old Person 2: Lets move to Cape Coral, seeing as were going to die soon anyways!
Normal Kid 1: What do you want to do tonight?
Normal Kid 2: Lets go somewhere fun!
Normal Kid 3: How about Maruee Cinemas, or Sun Splash!
Normal Kid 1: But Maruee Cinemas is filled with SCENE KIDS!