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Willow Canyon High School 

The most badass school in the entire Dysart District. It is a requirement to carry a gun to enter the campus.

Kids usually carry about 10 to 20 pounds of cocaine on them at a time. If you go to this school's football games you will either be shot or sold crack.

The security will smoke pot with you. Instead of doing chemistry, there are meth labs.

One time the senior class put a pool on top of B building as a senior prank.
Willow Canyon High School Student 1: "Hey man did you see that fight last hour?"
Willow Student 2: "Which fight? Also, did you see that guy getting caught selling coke again?"
Willow Student 1: "How'd he get caught? I thought security smokes with us."

Canyon High School 

Canyon is a high school in Anaheim Hills, California. It is said that 70% of canyon high school students are currently using some kind of drug. To make things even whorse, this school is very near the school that Rebecca Black went to, El Rancho Charter School. Canyon High is often called the "Pharmacy" as it is a host to a large drug market. Canyon's rival school, Villa Park High School, is a mix of illegal mexicans with no money and rich white people who don't give a fuck about them. The staff at Canyon sucks. The Canyon High School football team is terrible; in fact, the Comanches celebrated a loss to Villa Park High School 63-0. Just check the vphs website for the score if you don't belive me.
VP student: "The Canyon High School football team sucks so much that we beat them 63 to 0.

Canyon student: "yeaaaaaaaaaaaa... woohoooooooo... go Comanches!!!!!!! good job!!!!! way to go!!!!!!!! best game of the season!!!!!!!!! ... etc."

Canyon High School 

A high school in Canyon Country which consists of (from largest to smallest races) white,mexican,black,asian,and indian students.
Someone's car was on fire at Canyon High School!

canyon high school 

school with hella fake people. you may get herpes.
oh you go to canyon high school? damn then i don’t wanna be friends with you

Canon City High School 

Canon City High School is in a small Colorado town in the middle of nowhere that became famous in Nov. 2015 because of a huge sexting scandal. It turned out that every girl in the high and middle schools were giving porn and nude photos of themselves to every guy in the school. CNN, Fox and every other network in the world was there to cover it and gave the girls lots of much appreciated publicity. After a month long investigation no charges were filled because it was decided that nobody in town minded the under age porn and nudies.
I wish everything in life was as easy as the girls in Canon City High School
Canon City High School by hnoss April 6, 2016

Canon City High School 

This school is the sexting and sex paradise. Students here love to send nude photos of each other to anyone in the school. In fact in November of 2015 there was a sexting scandal that involved a lot of the student population, the girls at this school love to share there nude photos with every guy at the school even if they are ugly! The school even made national news! This school is not only known for its sexting, but also for the teachers that love to flirt with and sexually assault their students, and the school made national news again for this to!
Dude, Canon City High School looks like the dream, I bet everyone is getting laid there!