Cannon-Cock

The alternative (and nicer) way to say someone has a "chode".

"All Rodger does is brag about his huge penis."
"Don't let him fool you -- he's got a Cannon-Cock..."

by Zavala's Vanguard Asshole February 28, 2020

Cock Cannon

A swiss army knife for the cock. A modified penis that shoots semen at a rapid pace, and using an ammo bag rather than testicles. It can shoot nearly any substance at a high FPS and fire rate, especially semen. This tool is often used to overload a vagina and flood the cavity.

John: "Fuck. I pulled the trigger on my cock cannon. Three orphans just died."
Karen: "I wish I had a cock cannon."

by Jockstrap Cowboy June 7, 2019

cock cannon

when you bust a massive loud in your parterners face for more than 1 minute.

tha bitch was such a slut she was totaly asking for me to give her a cock cannon.

by stpatrick January 8, 2009

Pussy Juice Cock Cannon

The act of having your female sexual partner squat over your penis as she ejaculates, and then the male partner ejaculating upward shooting both ejaculates in and around the female's vagina.

Last night i tried to do a pussy juice cock cannon on my girlfriend.

by Taco Night May 17, 2010

Pussy Juice Cock Cannon

Note: only possible with a female who squirts when she ejaculates.

The act of you and your partner cumming at the same time and playing swords with the ejaculation streams.

Me and my girlfriend tried a pussy juice cock cannon, and it got all over the place.

by The Whisper May 17, 2010

Cannon Cock

A chode cock

Friend 1: "I have a massive penis"
Friend 2: "No I have seen your cannon cock, its just wide"

by Angery Goomba Except not March 1, 2020