A small town in MN where they raise whores with a wide variety of names such as Ashley, Shelby, Courtney, or Brandon. A town full of STD's. And a place where it is okay to date family members.
"Man did you see that chic from Cannon Falls with that nice ass?"
"yea, thats my cousin, and she is fine!"
"yea, thats my cousin, and she is fine!"
by CannonFallsPride February 21, 2009
That indescribable moment when you’re at the onset of an episode of explosive diarrhea. The moment you squat over the toilet seat and begin to drop your pants, there isn’t a second to hold the eruption back any longer. Before your pants are fully down and before you’ve fully sat down the explosion begins and you fire away at the bowl beneath you whilst trying your hardest NOT to miss. Once you’ve completely seated yourself the explosions continue and you get a feeling of relief knowing you just missed making a complete mess of yourself and the bathroom.
I wasn’t sure I’d get to the toilet on time and as I began to squat and drop my pants, cannon falls commenced and I sat in relief knowing I just missed soiling myself.
by max nova April 25, 2022