Canadian Hunter 

Relatively cheap Canadian whiskey that equates to the poor man's Crown Royal. Pretty good with a mixer, but if you're thinking about drinking this shit straight, then you're an idiot. Consume too much and you'll probably end up walking around town in the middle of the night, no matter the temperature, and waking up with a serious headache.

Why should I pay out the ass for Crown when I have this perfectly good 10 dollar bottle of Canadian Hunter?

Canadian Hunter by jshrubz September 7, 2010

Canadian Moose Hunter 

When you are having anal sex with a large person, man or woman, and you realize that the condom you had on has mysteriously disappeared into said anus. You then have to lube your arm up with Maple Syrup and proceed to hunt down that rogue prophylactic hiding in that anus.

"Put on your Canadian moose hunter hat, there's a wild one"

Canadian Moose Hunter by saddestbro April 1, 2021

canadian seal hunters

stupid loser faggot dicksuckers who have nothing better to do with their life than kill innocent seals because theyre fucking fags

1. In the past three years, the faggot canadian seal hunters have slayed 1 million seals, skinning 70% of them alive
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canadian seal hunters by testickle March 19, 2008