Canadian Band 

A band that really sucks.

"How was the opening act?"
"They were horrendous."
"Like, so bad you wanted to put pencils through your eardrums?"
Even worse. It was like they were a Canadian Band.

Canadian Band by 100% Americano! July 30, 2011

canadian band incest

1. the tendency of Canadian bands to merge with other Canadian bands (or artists from other Canadian bands) on various things.

2. superconnection

1. The Stills new album will show that they've been participating in Canadian band incest because Emily Haines is on it.

2. superconnected...

canadian band incest by nini's a ninja May 4, 2006

Bandwagon Canadian 

An individual who identifies as Canadian and professes the Canadian spirit while their country (usually the United States) undergoes a period of unrest, instability, poor political choices, or lackluster sporting results.

John became a bandwagon Canadian after Team USA's 0-3 ouster from the World Cup of Hockey.

After Trump won the election, the number of Bandwagon Canadians tripled.

Bandwagon Canadian by jbd91 September 23, 2016

Canadianland

The new, logical name for Canada. Makes sense because it's a land with 'canadians', and so it could be called Canadianland. But 'Canadian' referrs to a person from Canada, so technically this word means a country full of people from Canada.

CANADIANLAND: THIS IS THE MOST FUCKED UP DEFINITION EVER

Canadianland by United States of Americanland October 21, 2009

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016