A place filled with snow, polar bears and trees. Everyone who lives in Canada sleeps in igloos and eat maple syrup while watching hockey with their pet beaver. Also we have a hot prime minister(no homo)
by PeiceOfShitStoner January 11, 2017
Canada has a glorious history, rich in aloofness and high taxes. According to the teachings of Colbert, Canada is Americas hat. It sits up there all high and mighty and yet hats serve no purpose (baseball hats are excluded because celebrities use them to disguise themselves into a regular person). Even the 2010 Olympics is thought by 98% of the world to be located in northern Washington state.
Canada was founded in the 1930s when the movies "Reefer Madness" shined light on the magical little drug now commonly known as "Daddies Medication". Because of a monopoly and political power of the cotton farmers, Pot was outlawed, so everyone who was already addicted had to go where nobody would find them to smoke it in peace....Canada. Since its early days, Canada has grown from a population of elves/the french and runaway slaves to that of more elves/the french, less slaves and alot more Japanese. Their government is made up of people who pretend to be a democracy but if the Queen of England visits, they shit their collective pants. They say their free healthcare is "fantastic" and "life saving" but I think if they had bigger houses, fancier cars, and clothes not made from polar bears, they would change their minds. They have never been in a war because they always show up late, without cars, Canadians rely on horses and giant red hats (again with the attention seeking) whenever travelling.
Canada was founded in the 1930s when the movies "Reefer Madness" shined light on the magical little drug now commonly known as "Daddies Medication". Because of a monopoly and political power of the cotton farmers, Pot was outlawed, so everyone who was already addicted had to go where nobody would find them to smoke it in peace....Canada. Since its early days, Canada has grown from a population of elves/the french and runaway slaves to that of more elves/the french, less slaves and alot more Japanese. Their government is made up of people who pretend to be a democracy but if the Queen of England visits, they shit their collective pants. They say their free healthcare is "fantastic" and "life saving" but I think if they had bigger houses, fancier cars, and clothes not made from polar bears, they would change their minds. They have never been in a war because they always show up late, without cars, Canadians rely on horses and giant red hats (again with the attention seeking) whenever travelling.
by Colberts#5 fan-ish February 5, 2010
Canada,The place where you drink maple syrup for breakfast,lunch and dinner the place where you finish every sentence with eh,the place where hockey is life eh,the place to live..eh.
I'm from Canada
by WillTheThrill16 August 17, 2017
by Averythegreat October 5, 2019
Friend 1: Do you have a girlfriend?
Me: Ya.... Pshhhhh
Friend 1: No way. When am I going to meet her
Me: You can't she lives in Canada
Me: Ya.... Pshhhhh
Friend 1: No way. When am I going to meet her
Me: You can't she lives in Canada
by unionjismylife203 July 1, 2015
1. (Common) A country of which the international reputation was destroyed by a single man and his political party in few years.
2. (Literal) Something nice who lost his prestige.
2. (Literal) Something nice who lost his prestige.
1. Neither Africa, nor Europe and even less the Arabic world rely on the Canadian diplomacy to play an active and effective role in the search for solutions the world conflicts.
2. Since this guys own the bar, it's went Canada.
2. Since this guys own the bar, it's went Canada.
by lily-ann88 October 27, 2010
by ThiccNiggasEatHamSandwhiches May 4, 2018