I have a girlfriend! You haven't met her because she lives in Canada!
by DurocShark3 February 19, 2009
Supposedly exists north of my country, but there is no proven evidence of its existence so everything north of the US only contains polar bears, Eskimos, and gays.
Person 1: "So, where do you come from?"
Person 2: "Canada,"
Person 1: "So your gay?"
Person 2: "no u,"
Person 1: *dies*
Person 2: "Canada,"
Person 1: "So your gay?"
Person 2: "no u,"
Person 1: *dies*
by SkadooSkadaeyournowgay March 2, 2018
Canada is a North American country stretching from the U.S. in the south to the Arctic Circle in the north. Major cities include massive Toronto, west coast film centre Vancouver, French-speaking Montréal and Québec City, and capital city Ottawa. Canada's vast swaths of wilderness include lake-filled Banff National Park in the Rocky Mountains. It's also home to Niagara Falls, a famous group of massive waterfalls
by Echo the furry November 13, 2019
by genericstuff December 10, 2015
The best country in the world, straight up facts and people don't believe in its existence, so Canada is a paradox thats based since they never lost in a war.
by TheUrbanCrafter July 13, 2023
The country to the north of the United States known for its beautiful landscape, hockey, and its frigid cold. But those are the only positives to the country of Canada. The negatives include...
-Saying Eh? at the end of every sentence turning that sentence into a question.
-Sure you hockey-nuts have the second largest country in the world but how much of that is actually populated...Thats what I thought.
-Although all the Canadians believe that they burned down our White House in the War of 1812 you didn't. It was British soldiers stationed in Canada that did it. Thats like after the American soldiers invaded Iraq and semi fixed its government the Iraqis saying oh yeah we fixed our own government.
-Who actually wants to live in the cold weather of Canada anyway...exactly.
-Canadians barely have a military so if Bush was still our president and got bored one day and decided to invade Canada there would be nothing you guys could do to stop us except maybe make a barricade of Mounties on horseback but Oh no look here come our tanks Mounties:0 America:1
Those are just a few of the reasons Canada is probably the shittiest place to live.
-Saying Eh? at the end of every sentence turning that sentence into a question.
-Sure you hockey-nuts have the second largest country in the world but how much of that is actually populated...Thats what I thought.
-Although all the Canadians believe that they burned down our White House in the War of 1812 you didn't. It was British soldiers stationed in Canada that did it. Thats like after the American soldiers invaded Iraq and semi fixed its government the Iraqis saying oh yeah we fixed our own government.
-Who actually wants to live in the cold weather of Canada anyway...exactly.
-Canadians barely have a military so if Bush was still our president and got bored one day and decided to invade Canada there would be nothing you guys could do to stop us except maybe make a barricade of Mounties on horseback but Oh no look here come our tanks Mounties:0 America:1
Those are just a few of the reasons Canada is probably the shittiest place to live.
Canadian: Welcome to Canada eh?
American: Shut the hell up and go chug some maple syrup.
Canadian: Well that would be a mighty discomfort in my tumbly bumbly wouldn't it eh?
American: So who won the hockey game last night?
Canadian: Pshh, its the start of our summer you silly fraggle muffin we don't start our hockey season for a couple more weeks when autum comes alone eh?
American: Wow...
American: Shut the hell up and go chug some maple syrup.
Canadian: Well that would be a mighty discomfort in my tumbly bumbly wouldn't it eh?
American: So who won the hockey game last night?
Canadian: Pshh, its the start of our summer you silly fraggle muffin we don't start our hockey season for a couple more weeks when autum comes alone eh?
American: Wow...
by Jokesterpants June 26, 2009
Canada is the country north of the United States, we don't live in igloos on eat moose all the time, a beaver tail is not an actual beaver tail and we are not all French.
Canada is made up of; the Atlantic Provinces, the Canadian Shield, the west coast, the prairies and the north.
Most French people in Canada live in the province of Quebec but some live in New Brunswick and Nova Scotia. Quebec is pretty much its own region of Canada. Big cities in Quebec are Montreal and Quebec City.
The prairies and the west coast are by far the richest part of Canada with oil and strong economy and where most people live in Canada.Calgary, Vancouver, Fort McMurry, Edmonton, and Winnipeg are all in the west.
Atlantic Canada is rich in Irish and Scottish heritage witch can be seen in the music from Atlantic Canada. Atlantic Canada is the poorest place in Canada by far and has been for a while due to all the Irish immigrants and today most Irish Catholic people in Atlantic Canada are poor and live in the worst parts of Canada. Fredericton, Moncton, St. John, St. John's and Halifax are the biggest cities.
Ontario is an economic center for the Canadian Shield and is cold in the winter because it is in the middle of the great lakes. Ottawa (the capital of Canada), Hamilton, Toronto and Barrie are in Ontario.
The north is made up of mostly tundra and what most Americans think Canada is like. People in the north don't live in igloos anymore and most are proud Inuits. Yellowknife, Whitehorse and Iqaluit are in the north.
Canada is made up of; the Atlantic Provinces, the Canadian Shield, the west coast, the prairies and the north.
Most French people in Canada live in the province of Quebec but some live in New Brunswick and Nova Scotia. Quebec is pretty much its own region of Canada. Big cities in Quebec are Montreal and Quebec City.
The prairies and the west coast are by far the richest part of Canada with oil and strong economy and where most people live in Canada.Calgary, Vancouver, Fort McMurry, Edmonton, and Winnipeg are all in the west.
Atlantic Canada is rich in Irish and Scottish heritage witch can be seen in the music from Atlantic Canada. Atlantic Canada is the poorest place in Canada by far and has been for a while due to all the Irish immigrants and today most Irish Catholic people in Atlantic Canada are poor and live in the worst parts of Canada. Fredericton, Moncton, St. John, St. John's and Halifax are the biggest cities.
Ontario is an economic center for the Canadian Shield and is cold in the winter because it is in the middle of the great lakes. Ottawa (the capital of Canada), Hamilton, Toronto and Barrie are in Ontario.
The north is made up of mostly tundra and what most Americans think Canada is like. People in the north don't live in igloos anymore and most are proud Inuits. Yellowknife, Whitehorse and Iqaluit are in the north.
by 851347 September 13, 2009