Location: America's cold boring cousin up north.
Stereotypes: Almost every presumption about Canada is wrong. The speech impediment everyone points out is only on the east side. Most of the weed smokers are on the west coast. We have every stereotype you have too. Thugs, drug dealers, sluts, nerds, jocks, punks... and ya'll in America have some funny accents too!
Vacation advice: Spend a month in Canada during summer and you'll adore it but make sure to leave before it starts getting cold because we hate listening to foreigners from all the countries to the south of us bitching because it's cold. Canadians themselves bitch about the numbing in their extremities enough to make up for any bitching you don't do.
THE WHOLE WORLD IS RETARDED!!!
Canada isn't any smarter or stupider than America.
I apologize on behalf of everyone in Canada with taste. We hate Beiber too so don't hold his prepubescent failure of a gayass voice against us.
I can say from personal experience that I'm from Canada and nobody can tell. I've been to America and have received no strange looks or mentions of seeming Canadian. I've been vidchatting a group of people in New Jersey for several years and they had no idea I was Canadian until I started bitching about something not being available in Canada.
a country with laid back, down to earth canucks, a place where you can walk down the street smokin a doobe! a place where the sexiest beast in the world lives.
I want to move to Canada so I can shag the beast!
A country I am proud to call my home.
We have every thing
high living standards
and Canada is especially proud to call the United States of America its neighbour, friend and ally
Canada is lucky to have such a good friend as America who will fight to the death for us even when a bucn of hypocrite Canadians trash talk America
God bless Canada
God bless America
a PLAce where young americans who are 18 and cant drink in there country come here because of the stupid cant drink till your 21 law there also beer is better and cheaper in canada
what do you mean i need to be 21 shit bag come on guys lets go to canada
Considerd the United States lesser counter part, this being untrue we add many things to the world and try to do our part.I don't really understand why the heck someone would compare or make fun of us we are all equal. It is true that Americans have been to know a little less about us than we know about them, but thats okay. I love this country and the things it stands for, it is a beautiful place with just as many wonderful people as every other place.
But weather you are naturally Canadian or some one visting us, I urge you to show your love to this great country..."United we stand divided we fall"...(The Americans couldn't have said it better)
So from Halifax to Victoria, we should all proud to be...
"Canada it the hot spot!"
Homer Simpson's dream of freedom, health care and the North American Way!
"Gee Marge, all the kids are getting so stoooopid in school ...is this conutry getting dumberer or what... can ah duh... (slugging a Duff) oh where can we go where can we move ...what Marge? ...Canada"
The country upstairs where not everybody hates you.
You're my boy America, you're my best friend and I mean it. Love Canada.
The best damn country ever! Huzzah for Medi-Care!
Canada kicks ass to a maximal degree.