The offspring of a Nacho Camacho and a (god-forsaken) human, have only been known to survive outside of the womb for 20 minutes. They quickly succumb to the bright lights of a delivery room, but it is still unknown whether there has been a successful birth underground. Legend has it, that there has been and still is ONE living hum-ach that roams the earth. It is said that he is aimlessly searching for love and for a very special lady to bring down to his cave. No reports have led to the location of this hum-ach, so scientists believe that he has had no luck in the lady department.
Once a year, on cinco de mayo, they will partake in festivities during the night time. These beings have been known to really live it up on these special holidays, and bring cheer to all of the cave-dwelling, alcohol intoxicated, blind as a bat women. These women are strangely attracted to their breath, and it has been a mysterious phenomenon for the past million years. These god-forsaken women are the only non-Camacho living species known to withstand the camach breath for longer then 4 seconds...without being put into a coma or worse, burned to death.
Once a year, on cinco de mayo, they will partake in festivities during the night time. These beings have been known to really live it up on these special holidays, and bring cheer to all of the cave-dwelling, alcohol intoxicated, blind as a bat women. These women are strangely attracted to their breath, and it has been a mysterious phenomenon for the past million years. These god-forsaken women are the only non-Camacho living species known to withstand the camach breath for longer then 4 seconds...without being put into a coma or worse, burned to death.
(baby)"Mama..mama..HUNGRY"
"I'm so drunk and blind as a bat! Jeez, that Nacho Camacho looks handsome!"
"I'm so drunk and blind as a bat! Jeez, that Nacho Camacho looks handsome!"
by Keeper of the Camach February 25, 2010
by bbwlover October 22, 2015
to steal from a person who has been taking care of you or who you otherwise owe some kind of debt to; usually in a dramatic manner and trying to make it look like the other person is entirely to blame for your behavior
by dame_folie77 June 13, 2011
by Bdaisies January 15, 2021
Juliana Christine Camacho is a loving, smart, and all-around bad bitch. Her best friend is Hayden and she loves dressing in the world's hottest outfits for school. She always listens when there is a need to, and is literally the hottest person in the world. No one can beat her hat game. Just not possible. But fuck that kid Logan.
by crazygamer223 May 13, 2022
by Real niggas dont eat ass May 13, 2015
she is a loyal human. she always cares about others. she can be a bitch but she is good at doing it.
by TIKTOKCHARLI7283 April 24, 2020