Someone my friend and I can talk about all night. He's so muscular and works out a lot. His dick is huge and makes people happy!
Oh my gosh Calvin is so hot!
by secretunicornlover November 24, 2011
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Sexiest man alive, dick game on point. If you encounter a Calvin in a sexual situation your vagina will be destroyed. Waddling is a common side affect of a Calvin. He not only is beautiful on the outside he also has a personality of gold. Incredible humour all though sometimes inappropriate.
:Did you see Calvin yesterday?

- Yes how did you know
:You were waddling
by Million.dollar.puthhhayyyy January 4, 2021
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Calvin: sheer delight. he is amazing.

A boy of wonder.
a boy who posesses; cunning, tact, looks, and insight.

alot of people would say that calvin is vain, stuck-up and selfish. in reality these people are nothing but jelous fools.

Calvin's best friend is a girl of extreme wonder ashton.
"calvin! wow he's so amazing, there are no words to describe his awsomeness!!"
by astroboy_inspace! May 10, 2006
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Calvin is someone who really cares about you. he'll be there no matter what. He's really hot and sooo cute. He's everything a girl could wish for. He's perfect in every way.
"Who is that?"
"That's Calvin, He's a girl magnet."
by jackiemramirez March 18, 2020
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The biggest penis you'll ever see he would fuck the shit out you. The thing is so fucking big. Also he is amazing in bed he can go as long as you need he will continue to punish you until you tap out.
Calvin fucked my fat ass to death I was really about to die nfs.
by Mr dr fappy March 16, 2017
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A boy who isn't the best looking but can pass by. He is intelligent and is depressed due to his own intelligence. His view on reality is far from innocent.
X: Gee look at Calvin he seems depressed.
Y: I don't know why he would be, he got an A on his Government project
by Unpaid Socialite June 21, 2015
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