A person who is really good at Gru and Christina Aguilera impressions.
Calvi is really good at doing the Christina Aguilera grunt.
by melncho November 9, 2017
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A type of marijuana that is grown out of some kids asshole. Due to it's overwhelming popularity, on the street it sells for $30 a nug. The plant usually has to be pulled out by the vines (due to it combining with the anal pubic hairs) in order for more seeds to be planted. Easy to identify due to it's pungent odor. This plant requires no sunlight or water, everything is provided by anal fluids.
"Dude I got some CE for this weekend." "That smells like shit!" "I know bro that means it's fresh."
"Duuudddeeee Miiiiikkke that's too much Calvi Express your so fucked man!"
by Aldick Weskbutt March 27, 2009
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An homosexual that loves cuddling with several men at once and works as an IT Technician for a government agency. Such a great guy.
He's such an Hernan Calvi that will probably lick your balls.
by coredump January 27, 2014
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