crank that soulja boy,, covered by i set my friends on fire,, possibly the best rap remixed to metal ever,, much like the maryrose artifact's peanutbutter jelly time/a bay bay
go listen to it on myspace...search for i set my friends on fire "(screams)you,, crank dat soulja boy" but is introduced like "hey its your calvary kids" which is why it is named crank dat calvary boy
by I_am_cooler_than_you September 27, 2007
The most retarded school ever, full of bitches, snobs, and jerks who are spoiled rotten! The teachers and all the staff are full of it and suck at their job! Its the kinda of place where the kids on my super sweet 16 go to school.
by Killmel8rplz August 26, 2009
A group of highly educated, sophisticated, wealthy members of the private equity fund Calvary Investment Partners
“Built Calvary Tough.”
by CIP_Invest February 15, 2022
Once a very large, very 'brain-washed' society of zombie staff, is now a revolutionized community of new teachers and kids that are smarter than previous 'rich brats' that once attended.
Having kicked out the old, brainless hag running the school into the ground, the school seems to be improving as a younger, and more competent principle has stepped forward to take the reigns.
Taking a more 'liberal' and 'open' aspect to their education surrounding the Bible, kids are not as berated as they were once before. However, the children attending the school are still gossipers and no good rich kids.
As for the Bible department, one still cannot walk if you haven't taken the fourth year; hopefully this mundane rule shall be reconsidered with the new head of the school. But, they have employed more proficient Bible teachers that no longer drill the gurgling nonsense into children's heads.
Still as expensive as hell, though.
Having kicked out the old, brainless hag running the school into the ground, the school seems to be improving as a younger, and more competent principle has stepped forward to take the reigns.
Taking a more 'liberal' and 'open' aspect to their education surrounding the Bible, kids are not as berated as they were once before. However, the children attending the school are still gossipers and no good rich kids.
As for the Bible department, one still cannot walk if you haven't taken the fourth year; hopefully this mundane rule shall be reconsidered with the new head of the school. But, they have employed more proficient Bible teachers that no longer drill the gurgling nonsense into children's heads.
Still as expensive as hell, though.
Students of 2006-2011: "God, I f*cking hate Calvary Chapel Murrieta. I can't wait to leave to blahblahblah next year - I'm NEVER coming back to this sh*t hole!"
Students of 2012-2015: "You know what? Calvary isn't that bad any more... Once they got rid of that f*cking b*tch that used to be Principle, now it's somehow manageable. I think I'll stick it through 'til next year... Still as expensive as hell though."
Students of 2012-2015: "You know what? Calvary isn't that bad any more... Once they got rid of that f*cking b*tch that used to be Principle, now it's somehow manageable. I think I'll stick it through 'til next year... Still as expensive as hell though."
by HandleIt June 7, 2014
Calvary also known as the dumbest fucker there is Calvary gets bad grades he also gets no hoes but one of the coolest fuckers there are who you can hang with when bored he keeps it 100 all the time and he's usually being bitched at by his mom(being told to do a lot of things) but at the end of the day he is the dumbest nibba ever
by Supreme teams Nike ssb November 22, 2021
Often tall not the smartest but probably one of the best guy to go to for advice about life
Stays loyal to the people who were with him day 1 very kind but mean when everyone is around him dumbest mother fucked you can be around but the smartes when it comes to setting opps (opponent/enemy)
Very daring most of the time
Stays loyal to the people who were with him day 1 very kind but mean when everyone is around him dumbest mother fucked you can be around but the smartes when it comes to setting opps (opponent/enemy)
Very daring most of the time
by Supreme teams Nike ssb November 21, 2021
Often tall not the smartest but probably one of the best guy to go to for advice about life
Stays loyal to the people who were with him day 1 very kind but mean when everyone is around him dumbest mother fucked you can be around but the smartes when it comes to setting opps (opponent/enemy)
Very daring most of the time
Stays loyal to the people who were with him day 1 very kind but mean when everyone is around him dumbest mother fucked you can be around but the smartes when it comes to setting opps (opponent/enemy)
Very daring most of the time
by Supreme teams Nike ssb November 21, 2021