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Traffic Calming Measure 

This is something that happens in supermarkets; a two-seater with a trolley is wandering slowly and aimlessly down the aisles with a queue of other customers behind them. They seem apathetic and prepared to tolerate the slow progress, none of them apparently capable of saying “Excuse me” or “Can I just get by” or even “Get out of the way you fat, useless lump of shit!”
See also red rover, Traffic Jam, Road Block.
I went to the supermarket to pick up some food but didn’t bother, the place was full of traffic calming measures.
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camirdle 

to complain or whine about something, almost inaudibly and incoherently, under your breath.
If I had to listen to Anne camirdle about her job for one more minute, I was going to have to punch her in the mouth.
camirdle by mrraber June 29, 2011

Calmfresh 

Calm and refreshed at the same time.
After eating that casserole that your mom made with creme fraiche I felt so calmfresh.
Calmfresh by Ziggysmallz July 11, 2011
A truly bad ass bitch who does what she wants when she wants and how she wants. she loveeeeeeees dick and she will never be a bbb broke basic bitch
Wow that girl is such a Camira
camira by CycoC February 6, 2017
A girl with such a kind heart and lobes to laugh. Full of positive vibes but when alone lets out every single bit of sadness she has. She loves to dance, sing, and bust down she is really freaky and is really loyal. Really flexable and loves doing gymnastics. She can make almost anyone feel better about themselves. She is a very popular girl with really gorgeous looks she will take your man if she wanted to. She is the most realest friend you can ever get and she believes and claims she is ugly and in reality she is the most beautifulest girl u cause ever meet. She is a girl that got a nice body and she is really slim thick.
David: Yo bro, Celmira is dead perfect
Alejandro: hell yeah bro, i love her laugh
David: justeverything about her is perfect im gonna male her mine.
Celmira by Selma elena March 25, 2019

calirican 

Calirican(s) are known to have Puerto Rican heritage and live in California. They are immersed in the West Coast "cool and chill" mentality, but never lose their flavor. They embrace their culture, the music, and don't forget the food of Puerto Rico which is damn tasty. Despite being across the country from the mainland, Caliricans are in love with Puerto Rican history and cultura. That's right.
So I'm a "Calirican " You know, a Puerto Rican but really.. I'm from California. Tu sabes! We 're all about chillin' but we hustle mami all at the same time.
calirican by lemalemarci June 13, 2016