Callum

Callum is a great guy to be friends with. He's nicknamed 'small' but is actually small. Overall you should be lucky to be friends with him as he will be your friend forever. He's also a sweaty boi.

Me: Honestly I'm really lucky to have met Callum
Long lank: Ikr he's such a nice kid

by gam3ral June 17, 2019

Callum

The slowest human being ever. You ask him to play PUBG with you and he’ll tell you a long ass story before getting on. One word to define a Callum, spiky hair.

“He has spiky hair!”

“Must be a Callum.”

by sloppywet May 8, 2020

Callum

He is Megan’s boyfriend.

Megan: CALLUM’S MINE!!!!
Callum:I know lol

by Lolcakes.jk December 6, 2019

Callum

This boy loves a neck. If he sees one, it’s almost a certain he’ll leave a mark.

Christ have you sent that girls hickey? Must have been a Callum

by Phystory December 18, 2021

Callum

Callum is Callum with blue balls.

person1: who's Callum?
person2: idk but he’s got blue balls

by MaddieTheSexyMf October 3, 2021

Callum

Dork who doesn't shut up about watches and cars i swear

Callum: hey look at this car
"I don't fucking care"

by Majoea March 26, 2023

callum glover

A very big dickhead

But friendly most of the time

Man callum Glover can be cool one moment and really mad the next

by Dacoolestguy May 22, 2017