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emily calladine 

a sexy broad. has a fat ass that I LOVE to eat and suck on. when she puts her toes in my mouth life feels great again. sometimes her pubes are long and almost choke me out but i kinda like being strangled by her long luscious vagina hair. the best part of my day is coming home and peaking out from under her bed as she beats the shit out of bella. i end up coming out at night and lick every inch of her asshole. emily is the love of my life (even tho she is asleep for most of our amazing times together)
person 1: have you ever sucked a brown starfish?

person 2: no?

person 1: try emily calladines

Callamized

To be in the state of shock or bewilderment after walking out of an infamous Dr. Christopher Callam exam; to be academically violated.

Synonyms: Apocalypse, discombobulating, disorientation, complete bafflement, to be completely defeated.
I so Callamized by that exam, that someone had to direct me out of the building.
Callamized by babycakes21 February 10, 2010

carradine 

Yo, that teenage kid, Bill, down the street.. they found him hung up in his basement naked. He must have carradined!!
carradine by dentar June 6, 2009

david carradine 

When you masturbate while chocking yourself.
david carradine by Dougsda1 June 22, 2017

Dirty Carradine 

Strip naked and lay on a bed with plastic wrap over your face. Let an amorous acquaintance shit on your face and enjoy the warm steamy love of it. Jerk yourself off as your brain becomes oxygen-deprived. The Dirty Carradine is an extension of the Hot Carl.
I'll order you the biggest, most expensive steak on the menu if you'll come back over to my place afterwards and assist me in the execution of a Dirty Carradine.

Calendine 

The head of an organization, group, or team
Jim was the Calendine and was therefore master of the office watercooler.
Calendine by Shadowpresident April 25, 2005