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THE best game ever by far halo 3 is shit compared to this awesome piece of gaming oblivion
Queer: hey man wanna play halo 3
Pwner: no man that's shit i just wanna get a barrett 50 cal and blow shit up on call of duty 4 man its the best game this side of iraq
Queer: Oh...okay
Pwner: Yeh! bitch!
by Samba! May 27, 2008
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The US military's most effective recruiting tool. While I was in basic training down at FT Benning, I asked quite a few people as to why they joined the military. It wasn't for the college money, it wasn't to be a hero, it wasn't because of the bad economy, it was simply that they wanted to experience Call of Duty Modern Warfare in real life. This game has so many goddamn subliminal messages suggesting to people that they join the military that there is not enough stars in our own universe to account for them. Their recent trailer for Black Ops (there's a soldier in all of us) is going even farther, then it has before by adding a new addition of females to their target audience of angst filled teenagers. Instead of just using rap songs by popular artists such as Eminem, (popular with poor underprivileged people of the United States which military recruiters often go after) now they are even using celebrities in there trailers. Maybe the next Cock of Doody trailer will use Kid Rock so they can add an even new edition to the target audience of angsty poor male and female teenagers, the rednecks, white trash, and hicks.
Friend #1: Hey let's play Call of Duty 4!!!!!

Friend #2: Hm, I don't feel like it.

Friend #1: Why not?

Friend #2: Because I'm sick and tired of having Trey Arch and Infinity Ward shove the whole how glorified and fucking badass a person can become if they enlist or join a certain part of the military, and how adventurous and fun joining the military is "message" down my throat.
by Nihilistic dude November 07, 2010
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Easily one of the best games of all time. The campaign unique, inventive, cinematic. The storyline itself is amazing. It takes you from flying into a smll middle-eastern country, to the radiation ridden mashes of Pripyat, Ukraine, to the mountains of Azberijiian and Russia. You fight as rookie SAS soldier "Soap MacTavish" and US Marine "Sgt. Paul Jackson" fighting terrorist soldiers and Pro-Soviet Russian Ultranationalists, ultimately ending in the head of the Russian rebels being killed, Sgt. Jackson dying shortly after a nuclear explosion, and nearly every member of the team of SAS operatives being killed.

As for the multiplayer, it has never-ending enjoyment and will not become boring, given any amount of time. Play online for fun and skill, don't show off by racking up points by using the M16 or Martyrdom and ruining the game for everyone.

The worst part, though, is Halo3 players and such bashing the game for being better. Halo 3 is a great game, but its multiplayer is frustrating and matchmaking tends to get linear and boring.
Halo 3 Player: ZOMG Call of Duty 4 is for noobs it sux and h@l03 4 t3h w!n lololol

Noob: Duuude! I am so good with the M16, it racks up the kills! And martyrdom is awesome too! Everytime I die, I get a kill!

Experienced player: If you werent a noob, you would know that the m16 is a nearly instakill gun, and therefore, unfair and annoying. Martyrdom doesnt require skill, and rewards players for dying. Fail.
by ThatAwesomeGuy17768 October 23, 2009
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On of the best games for ps3/x-box.. There is also many levels and it can train shooting skills. Liek honestly . and you can unlock cool weapons like p90 and rpd
cod4 call of duty 4 ps3 and x-box 360
by Fabe December 18, 2008
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Awesome multi-platform game, which was game of the year, and ridiculously popular, even when it was released a while ago. Abbreviated as COD4. Buy it if you don't have it, and fuck Farcry. It's gonna suck.
Josh: Hey, you wanna play some Halo?
Neil: Wtf? You gay? Play Call of Duty 4 you pansy!
Josh:roflcopter!
Neil:Yaeh...
by Jumb4l4y4 October 15, 2008
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Possibly the most overrated game ever made.
This game features an effective illusion of having good graphics, while to someone who knows anything about video games will know that if you can see the pixels on a texture by simply walking up to it, the graphics suck. They cover this up in a similar way to gears of war, by putting a lot of effort into character models, and making shitty filters causing every part of a map to go one shade of the same colour.
Further more, kills can be achieved simply by look up and pressing the 'throw grenade' button. There is a huge amount of autoaim and 2 bullets can get you a kill with almost any weapon, including pistols.
Every multiplayer map or at least a part of every map is copied and pasted from the campaign along with the weapons, allowing the lazy devs to simply make the campaign, hit ctrl+c, ctrl+v, and call it a day.
Call of duty 4
Experienced Gamer: Wow this game is shit

CodFag: You just dont like it because you cant jump 40 feet high and fly banshees!!!

Experienced Gamer: No, I dont like it because the gameplay is shit and it plays itself, no matter how good I get I still die just as much as when I started playing, despite the fact I get four times the amount of kills.

CodFag: Thats becuase its really realistic!!!

Experienced Gamer: In real life you can't press a button and have the sights on your gun line up perfectly, you can't take a shot to the head with a desert eagle and be all better 5 seconds later, you dont just spring back to life after dying, you cant shoot someone at a 1/2 mile with a sniper in 2 seconds while strafing side-to-side.......30 minutes later....

CodFag: Ya well Halo has aliens n' stuff like how stupid is that?

Experienced Gamer: Not really that stupid, it takes place 500 years in the future so there's virtually nothing you can say is unrealistic about it.

CodFag: Ya well, in real life I'd be so much better at shooting than you.

Experienced Gamer: No, you wouldn't. You'd be sitting there spraying every bit of ammo you have the whole time thinking "WTF IM NOT HITTING ANYTHING!" Then you realize you have to actually line up your sights to shoot straight, by which time youve already thrown all your grenades into the air and ran out of ammo, achieving nothing.

CodFag: AT LEAST I DONT PLAY GAYLO!!! AHAHAHA!!!
by Stevejoe11 March 28, 2009
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The most unrealistic, "realuistic shooter".The game consists of soldiers running around throwing grenades any direction they please and pretending to aim when killing enemys. Players will stop playing games that take some SKILL to play this game because, while they suck at games like halo any person who just picks up the games and plays online for the first time can get 20 plus kills in a team deathmatch game if u just pretend to aim your gun and grenades and then proceed to brag about how badass they are. almost 90% of people will not have mics to comunicate some stratagy with their teamates this is mainly because no stratagy is required to play.
Educated gamer: Hey why did you stop playing Halo.

COD fag: because Halo sucks and i'm so much better at COD 4.


Educated gamer: So just because you are bad at halo that must mean it sucks?

COD 4: ya the sheild is so stupid and its so hard to get headshots all the time. And in real life soliders aim for the body not the head cuz its bigger.

Educated gamer: So you perfeer to play a game like cod so u can get 20 kills in a match and feel like a badass while in halo you would get like 1 killl every 5 or 10. the reason you suck at halo is because you dont comunicate with teamates and use stratgey. instead you will just run out and get raped by everyone you see. and you complain about the amount of shots u need to kill someone but you have no idea that you only need 3 shots to the head to kill someone with the battle rifle. You wouldn't know that because you never bother to use any skill and shoot people in the head.

Cod fag: (now crying and desperate for a shitty aregument) but Cods more realistic and has better maps.

Educated gamer: the whole point of videogames is not to be realistic, but they are soposed to be fun and be competitive at the same time. Cod 4 is no fun because it takes no skill at all to play. And the maps are so small that they you can throw random nades in the air and get up to 6 kills from 1 or 3 nades. Also you can tell the developers took no time to make the multiplayer maps because you can find every single on in the campaign mode. so when you pay for the multiplayer maps you are paying someone to press copy and paste.

Cod fag: Shut up you play Halo and Gears.

Educated gamer: Whatever Call Of Duty 4 sucks.
by Lol rofl March 26, 2009
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