Calin Obrian has the smallest penis in history. His penis is so small that you feel bad and say ''awww'' when you see it. Due to the size it accumulates an enormous amount of dick cheese smelling like stinky moldy feet. Calin struggles to understand english and because of this he pulls disgustedly ugly girls with his girlfriend being the exception.

I suggest that you stay away from Calin Obrian unless you want to transmit genital herpes, and gonorrhoea.
Person 1: Omg did you smell that?

Person 2: Yeah, i'm pretty sure that is Calin Obrian i saw him walk in
by loyalBBplayz December 1, 2022
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