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Calimocho 

noun. A drink of Spanish origin composed of red wine and cola, most frequently in a 1:1 ratio. A sweet wine is preferred over dry, the cheaper the better. For a more swift route to intoxication, a higher concentration of wine should be used. Should be consumed in large quantities in anywhere from a lax to off-the-walls social environment. Highly recommended for use in drinking games.
The 3rd floor of Taylor was playing beer die when the booze ran out, but was saved by the cunning substitution of calimocho. All parties involved got wasted.
Calimocho by Tom T July 6, 2005
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Calimocho 

It's a Spanish drink: half cola, half red wine. It's good... But in slang it can mean half sober.
I was just feeling calimocho when they all decided to leave! One more glass and I would have been drunk!
Calimocho by fuckyoubuddy August 17, 2010
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Calimolio 

The act of placing a Claymore mine behind some one in Modern Warfare 2. Pioneered by a young Mexican fellow who's nickname was Calimolio.
Dude, i found a camper and I pulled a Calimolio...haha
Calimolio by Jalapeno1989 July 7, 2010

calimocha 

Typical Spanish drink involving one part very cheap vino tinto (red wine) and one part Coca Cola, mixed together and consumed by Spanish teenagers. Very popular as a part of a botellón because of its indistinguishability from regular Coca Cola, its sweet taste, and its very low price.
"Look at those sixteen-year-olds drinking calimocha in the park. I can't believe they haven't gotten arrested yet."
calimocha by Behest March 16, 2009
From the Spanish Phrase "Calor en el Bicho"

Means Heat in your penis or crotch area, its used to express that its hot outside, due to the weather.
Girl: It's so hot outside! It must be over a 100!

Boy: Tell me about it I have such a calicho!
Calicho by CBK88 October 18, 2011

Calimacha 

Calimacha a mixture of watev you got in the fridge mixed together and cooked down into ...like a stew.
girl: hey ma watcha makin?

Mamma: I dont know just threw together sum vegies before they went bad

girl: looks like sum Calimacha to me!!:D
Calimacha by Iheartseventeens August 1, 2010

Kalimocho 

Term used to refer to a person that is beyond ripped, providing an apotheosis in human strenght and a divine body.
My nigga Santiago has become very kalimocho during summer. He has mucles on his muscles.
Kalimocho by koichidark68 July 26, 2019