California Cut

This term explains a strategic driving tactic used by motorists who have little to no patience. Performed during rush hour or anytime with heavy traffic...upon exiting a freeway or trying to enter a turning lane the driver cruises by hundreds of waiting cars and then slips in at the last possible second.

Passenger: "Ah man, this exit is backed up for a mile!"

Driver: "Don't worry, I'll bust a California Cut on these fools!"

California Cut by Justin Baxter March 19, 2008

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Californiacation

The process whereby the subject or object is enveloped in a California-esqe hold, whereby everyone is young, perfect but most of all plastic and fake.

Looks like Amy's got a case of Californiacation going on.

Californiacation by Heskey May 1, 2006

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Californiacute

verb, the act of ruining a quaint little town, neighborhood, or house by turning it into an austentatious or misfitted piece of California by people who have moved to said place from California, because they supposedly liked it for how completely different it was from California.

The lovely Midwestern farming community was Californiacuted when the couple from Burbank built a pink stucco McMansion right in the middle of town.

Californiacute by Urban Avenger February 7, 2010

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Californiacation

Originally a common bumper sticker across the Midwest claiming "Don't Californiacate Colorado!"- fornicate being the verb pertaining to coitus, or in intended translation "don't screw<fuck>up Colorado the way they have California". The context was to stop the migration of people (and culture) from California to Colorado, thus eliminating the growing problem of political activists/extremists, the general point of view Californian's have (hyper left-wing views). Colorado had existed as a state even before California did- they had their own culture, views and ways to accomplish tasks and didn't need anymore people from California "illuminating" their so called problems/deficiencies even though it was only the Californians who viewed it that way-Coloradans were fine with the way things were.
As viewed on the television show South Park- where the smugness of Californian people(and their perceived ignorance, naivety and over-all self importance/self promotion or smugness) caused an epic natural disaster thereby adversely affecting many other states and peoples residing within.

Don't Californiacate <insert state here>!!!

Dream of Californiacation?

Californiacation by Wadsworth Longfellow Cummings October 14, 2011