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calipari 

verb: to abruptly leave someone or something, to fuck over
Wife: "You've been acting different lately, is something wrong?"

Husband: "Don't worry honey, everything is fine. I would never calipari you."

Customer: "Dude that guy just walked out on his bar tab."

Bartender: "Yeah, i just got caliparied."
calipari by veca901 April 2, 2009
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Calgariyadh 

A slang term for the Canadian city of Calgary, Alberta (name combined with Riyadh, Saudi Arabia), due to the large growing population of Arab/Islamic people, especially in the Northeast. (Similar to Vancouver as "Hongcouver")
There are so many people from the Middle East living in Calgary now, let's call it Calgariyadh!
Calgariyadh by SpockTheEwok May 3, 2013

Calipari 

noun: a person who farts in an elevator and then gets off on the next floor and leaves the passengers to deal with the smell

verb: to Calipari - the act of leaving a Calipari
"I can't believe that guy just totally Caliparied in here!"
Calipari by SportsNation August 20, 2009

Calipari 

Verb; the act of vacating. To erase something from existence.
"Attention everyone, there is a fire on the 34th Floor. Please Calipari your area immediately."

"The police completely Caliparied the school after receiving the bomb threat.
Calipari by Cards_First_Down October 7, 2009

calgarian 

Obviously, a person from Calgary, Alberta, the second- most westernly province in Canada. They're pretty damn cool people. And have a great hockey team!
The personaltiy of a Calgarian is a far cry from that of a *shudder* Torontonian
calgarian by strong badian May 29, 2004

Calivarianusamian 

A unnecessarily long word that is another way of saying the leader of a group of medieval guards.
The calivarianusamian raised his sword.

john calipari 

former coach of umass, new jersey nets, and university of memphis tigers, now coach of university of kentucky wildcats, led both college teams to college championship games, only to barely lose. after promising to remain at a school runs off in broad daylight to hide in the backseat of his wife's car to evade the hatred and disdain of the public and media, to hop a plane to his new place of employment. i.e. a person who is loved and instantly hated in a matter of seconds
yo man, what happened to bill?
oh, nothing, his fiancee just found out he slept with his sister, so he pulled a john calipari. we wont be seeing him, or the sister for a while

grimy
john calipari by mrzero1982 March 31, 2009