The white girls have gone crazy, screeching that they’re calf squeeze geologists. Hide your calf’s cause they’re coming for you!
Be careful Jerry is coming to squeeze your calf’s, he’s a calf squeeze geologist in training!
by calfsquezers December 31, 2019
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To host a major celebration.

(Reference to the Parable of the Prodigal Son; mentioned in the Elton John song, "Bennie and the Jets.")
Dave finally graduated; he's going to kill the fatted calf tomorrow evening...should be a blast!
by scottgrizzard April 12, 2020
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The cutest girl you’ve ever met. She can make you laugh more than anyone else and is always there for you.
Hanny Calf is such a Cutie Calf.
by PepperoniStick14 November 9, 2020
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A pistol as defined by Walter Friend
When you go out late, don’t forget to bring your calf leg.
by Candice's Mom October 21, 2021
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