Someone that means well but just can’t help being a little pussboy. “Cale” also happens to be the whitest person alive. It’s like a very Christian Chad.
“Hi, yes, one for Bourne Supremacy please.”
Oh my god, you’re such a Cale.”
by Smush S. August 14, 2018
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someone that doesn't do there work takes half an hour to go to the washroom and is very small and screams a lot
you are acting like a total cale
by small stump April 20, 2018
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He can't think for himself. He has the possibility to be a good boyfriend but he cares to much about everyone elses opinion. He plays hockey, and he's good but he won't hit anyone. He is a good student but otherwise he's a little dumb.

A good guy depending on who he's friends with.
Person 1: "Cale was so good tonight in the game!"

Person 2: "Too bad he's to afraid to hit anyone though."

Other person: "Cale is such a nice guy when he isn't around Drake!"

Other person #2: "He shoud get friends that he's a good guy around."
by Cale December 25, 2018
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The only member of the Velvet Underground who DESERVES RIGHTS.

On a serious note, John Cale is a Welsh multi-instrumentalist and seminal member of 1960s avant-garde/proto punk band, the Velvet Underground. He notably played viola, keyboard, and bass in the group. After being fired from the band in 1967, he embarked on his journey as a music producer and as a solo-artist.
“The viola in “Venus In Furs” is something else, man! Who plays it?”
“Why, John Cale played it, of course.”
by portugeseknifefight December 9, 2019
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a yetti that eats mens dick. a man beast outside but a but buttpirate inside.
hey thats cale staver hes a dick eating butt pirate.
by 455465465 March 30, 2009
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A very ugly looking guy with a extremely small penis. He is annoying and is also gay. His dick is smaller than a dime and his uncircumcised.
Hes such a bad guy, what a cale
by Hopkinson March 12, 2019
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a man that is realy gay
hi i am cale staver i am realy gay
by iitrevor72 March 30, 2009
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