calculator

A digital balance or scale. See Skizzie.

I got to elbows here, so bring the calculator.

by CadetMKultra February 11, 2004

Calculator

A tool used to cheat at especially hard math topics in order that you can get good grades and go to college without being Albert Einstein. A calculator is often said to merely 'assist' a person in doing their homework, but the truth is that people throughout the ages are using this weapon to cheat upon every subject. This crisis must end soon before our society starts dimming...oh wait...it's too late to stop that now...but oh well.

Bella: "Hey Gracee, where's the calc?"
Gracee: "Bella we aren't supposed to use calculators anymore, you know that."
Bella: "I have rebelled. Now give me the calc, I am through with this math problem!!"

by billybobjuanson_123 November 10, 2021

Calculator

Most pleasuring sex toy out there.

I just bought a new calculator, I can't wait to use it.

by MackDaddy45234 June 4, 2010

calculator

A mathematical instrument used to solve problems.
Also used to make a pattern, which, upside down, make words.

John: Hey look what I did with my calculator!
Jack: Yeah, great job buddy! It reads, "BOOBLESS". (55378008)

Math Teacher: Hey! What's that? Fivefivethreeseveneightzerozeroeight?

The boys were never seen again. Last known location: detention.

by yoloswagmlg December 2, 2014

calculator

a whore who does only nerds/ geeks

Yoko is such a calculator, EVERY nerd is pushin' on that!

by Yourm um Sface January 8, 2009

Calculator

For iPad or iPhone or iPod in school hours: Skype
For other times: Skype or a gadget to add, subtract or do any maths thing without you having to think.
I prefer the former.

SKYPE CONVERSATION
Girl 1: Stop Skyping me! I am doing maths!

Girl 2: On your 'calculator' on your iPad, huh?
Girl 1: Yeah. I am. haha ;)
Girl 2: You are skyping your maths

by MadameIsobella June 22, 2012

Calculator

See Ti89.

People should stop wasting their time Defining "Calculator" when The Ti89 conquers all.

by KBUR July 16, 2008