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1.
A unique individual who prides himself in making the stupidest puns. His somewhat strange sense of humour often has people laughing at him, not with him.
Friend: I'd prefer not to eat that salad.

Calan: Lettuce not partake in the salad!

Friend: Oh my god, please stop..

Calan: I carrot hear you!

Friend: ...
by fappingmushroom December 01, 2013
 
2.
A perverted, psychopathic person. A Calan is full of surprises and will always keep you on your toes. Witty, forward, and humorous.
That boy, Calan, you never know what will come out of his mouth next!
by ilynatasha October 13, 2013
 
3.
Lord of the mullet, abuser of chickens.
"calan is a sick cunt,he suffocated jacks chickens with his mullet!"
by WifeBeater June 18, 2014