A Calahan is an exotic gorgeous mammal that resides in south Florida. Calahans are very rare and may soon grow extinct. They are the most intelligent beings to walk the Earth. In a world of sadness, a Calahan will brighten up your dark day. If you don't have a Calahan in your life, then you should meet one because they all are amazing.
I wish I was a Calahan. They are all so smart and hot. They are way cooler than Justins.
by xxDerpxx November 21, 2013