A lie
The cake is a mother fucking lie!
by EdgeworthFucker July 01, 2011

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A term used to describe having sexual relations. Especially when around parents or small children.
"Hey Dan, you should come over and have some cake with me later."
"Dude this chick is bad, we had cake and she even licked the icing off."
by nattybug33 April 13, 2010

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1. A delicious pastry, usually served in celebration of one's birrthday.
2. Slang for money.
3. An awesome band who I looooooooooooooooove.
4. Something unattainable in the game Portal.
1. I ended up puking in the bathroom at 3:00 am because I ate too much cake.
2. "Put the cake in the bag before I blow your fucking brains out!"
3. I just put a new CAKE song on my iPod (The Distance, BTW).
4. THE CAKE IS A LIE.
by Mr. Mooooooooooooooooo May 28, 2009

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'Cake' is the word used for when a person is so good looking that there isn't even a word in the urban dictionary to describe them. So you call them cake. Cake meaning fit and yummy.
"wow he's fit"
""Fit doesn't do him justice!"
"Fine he's Cake!!"
"that's more like it"
by CaHmRyI.S May 11, 2009

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a piece of ass that you have no intention of having a relationship with but is there for fun
Damn that cake was good last night, too bad he will be gone for 6 months. Or

If your cake got deployed to Africa, that would make him a Zebra cake or if he got deployed to Jamacia that makes him a rum cake.

I can have cake here. I can have cake there. I can have cake anywhere.I can have cake on a plane or in a train while listening to Lil Wayne. I can have cake on Zulu time and I can have cake anytime.
by Little Deidre February 27, 2009

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A word for sex. Usually said when you don't want someone to know what you are talking about.
Is Sara going to have cake with Dylan again?
by CookiePieCakeThinMint July 10, 2008

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In the game Portal, you only get cake if you don't accept your fate to be burned alive after completing the scientific parcours (after all you've been promised cake and you don't like being lied to!), but to free yourself from that situation and destroy the system that held you captive (also as revenge for your beloved weighted companion cube!); for only then do you get cake.

So, saying that someone didn't get any cake means he can't look behind things, is naive and accepts his fate like a lamb going to the slaughter house.
"That guy's so dumb. He sure as hell didn't get any cake."
by StripTheSoul May 31, 2008

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