an absolute mad man with a penis that can stretch around the universe
me: have you seen cristof’s penis?
someone: no why?
me: it’s massive
by biggblackethballs May 22, 2021
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Cristofer is a boy that gets in love so many times. He is a very loving with all girls. If you ever find a boy named Cristofer you are a very lucky woman. Cristofer pairs with the name melanny or Britney. He is really nice.cute and has A really nice funny PERSONALITY ..
i like you cristofer,"oh really would u be my girlfriend?
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cristofer is usually a very sexy person. cristofer usually is friends with someone who really really really likes him but he does nothing about it. he goes out with someone else instead. but that doesnt mean cristofer is a mean person. he still is a very hott person. he is also a very nicee person. and a good listnener. he is one of my favoritest computer friends ever. ily budd.
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Small penis last name is usually garcia. Has shown people his penis. He is extremely gay
Omg cristof is so small!
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Cris is the biggest dumbfuck of all time he is annoying sometimes but he is cool.
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1. singer of NEVERshoutNEVER 2. the cutest guy in the whole world 3. guy with an absolute amazing voice and awesome hair 4. kristina's future husband !
girl: Did you see that fine boy walking down the street?

kristina: yea. that's my man Cristofer Drew.

by hi_kristina March 19, 2009
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Yeah, no. You're clearly not doing the thing you're doing. That isn't a thing that is happening. I just THINK that you're doing the thing that you're doing and because you're the good one you are justified in doing it. It couldn't possibly be the other way around. There would be no possible way from me to identify what it is that you are doing and respond accordingly. Additionally, what would constitute "responding accordingly" could only ever be "the thing that you want me to do" and not anything else. Because if I do the thing you want me to do then it just proves that you were justified in doing the thing that you are doing and that you behaved appropriately. But if I do anything negative in response to what you're doing it isn't your fault. Because the only logical conclusion that can be drawn from what you're doing is for me to do the thing you want me to do AND NOTHING ELSE. So if I do SOMETHING ELSE then it isn't your fault that I did the thing. It's like ADVICE.
Hym "Damn dawg..."

Iam "What?"

Hym "I am mad good at words G! My intellectual and verbal prowess are astounding!"

Iam "Our oration could use some work... So could our conversational English..."

Hym "Wow you are a spoiled sport! Can't you let me have anything? We got Cristof over here raining on our parade all the time now won't even let me have my moment?"

Iam "Sorry..."
by Hym Iam May 19, 2022
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