It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
by AKACroatalin November 7, 2015
acronym:
Can't
Remember
A
Fucking
Thing
symptoms may include: Questioning ones existance, loss of words, loss of items, repeating previous statements, loss of money, the inability to formulate sentences, repeating previous statements, loss of pants and repeating previous statements.
Can't
Remember
A
Fucking
Thing
symptoms may include: Questioning ones existance, loss of words, loss of items, repeating previous statements, loss of money, the inability to formulate sentences, repeating previous statements, loss of pants and repeating previous statements.
School: "I did horrible on that test because I had CRAFT."
Work: "I have CRAFT today, please remind me when the deadline is."
Everyday: "She can't remember my name, she must have a permenant case of CRAFT"
School: "
Work: "I have CRAFT today, please remind me when the deadline is."
Everyday: "She can't remember my name, she must have a permenant case of CRAFT"
School: "
by Ciiberus December 2, 2003
C-ant
R-emember
A
F-ucking
T-hing
R-emember
A
F-ucking
T-hing
by mrmackey May 6, 2010
by mariap September 18, 2008
1. The activity or hobby of making decorative articles by hand.
2. A cruel joke spreading across the universe, where the Phandom (Phan shippers) tells people not to cry, but to craft, as Dan and Phil mentioned in their April Fool's Day video prank.
2. A cruel joke spreading across the universe, where the Phandom (Phan shippers) tells people not to cry, but to craft, as Dan and Phil mentioned in their April Fool's Day video prank.
David: Claire just broke up with me, im just sitting at home and crying.
Angela: You mean crafting?
David: What?
Angela: You mean crafting?
David: What?
by DarkEmpire June 7, 2016
Crafting originates from a prank made by Danisnotonfire and Amazingphil. Essentially I believe it means to be a distraction from crying.
by SupernaturallyCrazed February 24, 2016
For one to have a feeling of utter and total retardation via intoxication or inebriation imposed by ones close friend or foe - with or without thier consent.
Verb: craft {“i will craft that crap out you!”}
Verb: crafting {“sup!?” “Yeah nah - bita crafting going on with turts”}
Adj: Crafted {“Oh mate- you look crafted AF!}
Verb: craft {“i will craft that crap out you!”}
Verb: crafting {“sup!?” “Yeah nah - bita crafting going on with turts”}
Adj: Crafted {“Oh mate- you look crafted AF!}
Fitty: (Laying on the sticky carpet floor)How the did I get this retarded tonight?
Turtle: You’ve been f@$king crafted , you dumb ass!!
Turtle: You’ve been f@$king crafted , you dumb ass!!
by Furtley April 26, 2018