Cpt Appleman is hysterically obsessed with Fortnite, he makes his own skins, which are extremely cute, charming, sexy and intelligent. Combine with stream sniping, thoughtfulness and confidence until a solid Victory Royale forms. For flavor add a toxic loadout consisting of a legendary scar and a really beautiful pickaxe dipped in a bit of Uranium. Add toxicity, pickaxe kills and some cheeky walls and you get the perfect dungeon builder in the entirety Tilted Towers (RIP). He yeets himself from the Battle Bus with his pickaxe and a backpack full of various designs for professional fortresses to clap some ass cheeks.
Random guy being a dude: Yooo maaaan it's Cpt Appleman duuuude!
Teammate: No way bruh we better run away from his Pickaxe.
Random guy being a dude: Cpt Appleman is gonna clap us
Teammate: No way bruh we better run away from his Pickaxe.
Random guy being a dude: Cpt Appleman is gonna clap us
by Nihilus April 4, 2021
Cpt Crazy :- A name often given to the crazy or psychotic. Is also a gd nickname to give to those who like the army , are crazy and a friend.
As an offensive name it is crap and would nt be advisable enless the person u were insulting was six years old.
As an offensive name it is crap and would nt be advisable enless the person u were insulting was six years old.
by Cpt Crazy April 17, 2007
The Godly player of Counter Strike: Source who has taken it upon himself to lead the world of baddies to a new level. Most commonly known as, "The People's Champ," he often is found winning 150 maps in a row, and typically always Big #1 in the servers he graces with his presence.
by almostasgood May 22, 2009
by CPT. Cock February 1, 2017
The essance of big dickness. The model of what a mans man is. He is hard yet fair but always hard with the fairer sex. He is all powerful all knowing and a complete pleasure to be around.
by Zanneto September 15, 2006
by Cpt furry December 6, 2017