Cpt Appleman is hysterically obsessed with Fortnite, he makes his own skins, which are extremely cute, charming, sexy and intelligent. Combine with stream sniping, thoughtfulness and confidence until a solid Victory Royale forms. For flavor add a toxic loadout consisting of a legendary scar and a really beautiful pickaxe dipped in a bit of Uranium. Add toxicity, pickaxe kills and some cheeky walls and you get the perfect dungeon builder in the entirety Tilted Towers (RIP). He yeets himself from the Battle Bus with his pickaxe and a backpack full of various designs for professional fortresses to clap some ass cheeks.
Random guy being a dude: Yooo maaaan it's Cpt Appleman duuuude!
Teammate: No way bruh we better run away from his Pickaxe.
Random guy being a dude: Cpt Appleman is gonna clap us
Teammate: No way bruh we better run away from his Pickaxe.
Random guy being a dude: Cpt Appleman is gonna clap us
by Nihilus April 4, 2021