COWS- Center Of the World Syndrome
Someone who suffers from this believes they are the center of the world, that everything revolves around them. They truly believe that everyone actually gives a damn about every little thing that happens in their lives. These people also suffer from a tendency to post EVERYTHING on facebook, literally EVERYTHING.......
NOBODY CARES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Someone who suffers from this believes they are the center of the world, that everything revolves around them. They truly believe that everyone actually gives a damn about every little thing that happens in their lives. These people also suffer from a tendency to post EVERYTHING on facebook, literally EVERYTHING.......
NOBODY CARES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The entire cast of Jersey Shore & the Kardashians suffer from COW syndrome
Facebook statuses may consist of:
"I just cut my finger!"
"I miss my babe!"
"My babe just cooked dinner for me!"
"omg I just got these beautiful flowers!"
"Just took a shit"
"Had so much fun this weekend with my babe! We went to this club, then to dinner, then a magical fairy ride, then we got home and had a magical fairy dessert!, then we took a both!, then we cuddled in bed! then we went to bed staring into each other's eyes!"
"omg I'm so happy! i couldn't be happier! Life is wonderful!"
"let's talk about me"-COW Syndrome
Facebook statuses may consist of:
"I just cut my finger!"
"I miss my babe!"
"My babe just cooked dinner for me!"
"omg I just got these beautiful flowers!"
"Just took a shit"
"Had so much fun this weekend with my babe! We went to this club, then to dinner, then a magical fairy ride, then we got home and had a magical fairy dessert!, then we took a both!, then we cuddled in bed! then we went to bed staring into each other's eyes!"
"omg I'm so happy! i couldn't be happier! Life is wonderful!"
"let's talk about me"-COW Syndrome
by WEDONTGIVEASHIT November 30, 2010
When you have reached the point in ur relationship with ur significant other where ur comfortable enough to stuff ur face in front of him/her; as a result you become a fat cow.
At some point in the year I've been with my boyfriend I got comfort cow syndrome because none of my jeans fit me anymore!
by Eileen Michelle March 4, 2015
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