A Corporal Justice Warrior is, similar to a SJW, someone who favours a company of their choice and will use the same argument over and over to defend it. They're seen on sites where people can leave reviews about companies (for example an Internet Provider) and they'll instantly reject any negative reviews.
End-user: I don't recommend (Company) because (Detailed Reasoning)...

CJW: You call that a report? You've merely used any valid arguments! And you forgot to post exact numbers! Try to learn how to write a review. I've never had any problems whatsoever...
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A Brilliant lover.....and alot of money to boot
"WOW cjw,i have never had sex like that before in my life"
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The coolest guy on the planet...and we are not joking.
Oh my it`s cjw lets get his autograph and a piece of his hair
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definition: the best human being ever
"omg its cjw" - guy 1
"i want to fuck his in his ass" - femboy
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