One of the most hated people in America ranking along with lawyers, car salesmen, pedophiles, environmentalists, activists and communists. The highest position in corporate America. A subhuman species. Pig. Snake. Vermin. Arrogant. Scandalous. Dishonest. Corrupt. Crooked. They ironically recieve perverted bonuses while their company struggles to earn a profit and employees are paid a slave labor and receive paycuts while not being able to feed their families. CEOs steel money from the company and employees. They believe their employees are expendable and won't hesitate to lay them off in the name of "corporate restructuring." They are dishonest in reporting corporate earnings to the government and hide discrepencies from stockholders. They engage in such behaviors as insider trading, the shredding of documents and giving head to the Board of directors just to keep their job and receive unfair bonuses.

see: S.O.B., C.F.O
A CEO is the most corrupt, scandalous, dishonest and lowest form of human life.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com August 6, 2007
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Short for “Corona Executioner Officer.” A right-wing oft-inept head of state or dictator who threatens to jail anyone who refuses to get a jab due to the country’s high infection and fatality rates but low vaccination rate.
With a pathetic vaccination rate of 1.91% for Philippines’s population of 110 million, CEO Rodrigo Duterte is fed up with the tortoise take-up rate of his people turning up for a shot.
by MathPlus June 22, 2021
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Usually used in a comment section of social media (especially TikTok) to say “CEO of ____” and just name anything shown in the video.
by GalacticPie March 6, 2020
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A roleplaying sex position in which the man sits at a desk and forces his partner to play the part of his secretary and give him a blowjob under the desk.
"I went by my boyfriends office earlier and I let him play the CEO."
by RedneckRough February 11, 2014
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Christians who attend church on "C"hristmas and "E"aster "O"nly. Also known as C&Es.
My parents wanted us to go to church more regularly, but we were CEOs and twice a year was often enough for me.
by netzman April 19, 2006
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When you go to church on christmas and easter only CEO
im a ceo when it comes to church
by branio January 28, 2004
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