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CAPTCHA CODE 

A type of challenge-response test used by savvy women to ensure that the responses they get from potential mates are not generated by one-night-standers and bullshitters who would say and promise anything ludicrous (obviously absurd) to get some friction (intercourse).
(Completely Automated Partner Test To Tell Cocks and Humans Apart — CAPTCHA.)
The code tells potential steady partners from shitty lays automatically apart.
X: "But Mary, why you date wall-streeters?"
Y: "No fuss darling, in three minutes into the Captcha Code and I can tell if the catch is long-term relationship material."
CAPTCHA CODE by rperazag June 22, 2010
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Craptcha Code 

When a Captcha Code system comes up with crappy match requests, like math symbols, foreign characters, smeared or blurred letters, indistinguishable letter "l" and number "1", or a non-word.
Dude - where's the capital sigma on my keyboard for this Craptcha Code?
Craptcha Code by andy turudic February 14, 2012

captchacore

A style of anything music that involves naming your band or song titles based strictly on words generated by random captchas. Coined by Bryce Shoemaker of Bronze Fawn on July 21, 2010.
Have you heard that new song "Entropy Now" by captchacore band Enthalpy Footnote? Naw man, I've been too busy listening to Cerebra Planets.
captchacore by deathbycamera July 22, 2010

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016