by greg dugan April 26, 2010
A mediocre game for Noobs who wouldn't know a REAL gaming experience if it was jammed up their ass, them taken out and slapped firmly across their head. Everything Cod does has been done before and BETTER. want a real game? try HL2, or Crysis, or Halo, or even TF2.
Call of Duty fanboy: I played CoD all night last night, and I unlocked fmj shotguns.
Gamer:*looks over at him* fuck you, Noob.
Gamer:*looks over at him* fuck you, Noob.
by LordXeras November 13, 2010
An online bandwagon game where many ants gather to do highly repetitive tasks on a genre that hasn't changed in like... 10-15 years. CoD may get new guns or whatever, but ultimately you know what it'll do. And the random enemeies with mediocre aim shooting you out of nowhere is stupidly annoying. Many mindless drones that wouldn't know a good game if it bit them in the ass buy this game. It has success because of these drones all hopping on the bandwagon.
Drone: HAY DOOD LET'S GO GET CALL OF DUTY BLACK OPS MAAAAAN!!!!
ANT: YES OH GOD YES! *orgasms*
The 2 idiots proceed to jumpon the bandwagon and ride to the nearest video game retail store.
ANT: YES OH GOD YES! *orgasms*
The 2 idiots proceed to jumpon the bandwagon and ride to the nearest video game retail store.
by Hazard89 November 9, 2010
person 1: i just got call of duty! it kicks ass!
person 2: Tell that to The Legend of Zelda, which has won game of the year at least 3 times, and takes more than a week to beat.
person 1: herp a derp de derp
person 2: Tell that to The Legend of Zelda, which has won game of the year at least 3 times, and takes more than a week to beat.
person 1: herp a derp de derp
by the smart part of the world December 23, 2010
When many people, usually in school, reenact the popular game series Call of Duty with imaginary guns, grenades, and kill streaks.(Often used to annoy teachers).
(John crawling under a desk)
John: Headshot!
(Timmy jumps over a desk and falls)
Timmy: Riotshield!
John: Stemtex!
John: Double Kill!
(Runs over to the corner)
John: One more kill and I can get a Harrier Airstrike.
Timmy: Tactical Nuke Inbound!
(Teacher comes in)
Teacher: What are you doing?
Timmy: Playing Call of Duty!
John: Headshot!
(Timmy jumps over a desk and falls)
Timmy: Riotshield!
John: Stemtex!
John: Double Kill!
(Runs over to the corner)
John: One more kill and I can get a Harrier Airstrike.
Timmy: Tactical Nuke Inbound!
(Teacher comes in)
Teacher: What are you doing?
Timmy: Playing Call of Duty!
by Crazyc131 March 24, 2010
a failure of a game series due to bullshit kills and quick-scoping, pure and simple trash, requires hours and hours of concentration to think your getting good until youtube and machinima proves you wrong. if your k/d isn't above 1 you are wasting your time
by BadCompany4TW February 27, 2011
1. A soundless noise that a young man or woman may hear or feel which causes them to "answer" the call and enlist in the military to serve and defend his/her country.
2. A series of shitty first-person shooter video games developed by Infinity Ward and Treyarch, which allow the player to be noob-tubed, killed by throwing knives, and have stupid as shit abilities such as unlimited sprint and a 5000 mile melee distance.
2. A series of shitty first-person shooter video games developed by Infinity Ward and Treyarch, which allow the player to be noob-tubed, killed by throwing knives, and have stupid as shit abilities such as unlimited sprint and a 5000 mile melee distance.
1. Frank: "Why do you want to join the Marines, Bobby?"
Bobby: "After 9/11, I just felt something...I felt obligated to serve this great nation and defend her from all who may threaten freedom, life, liberty, the pursuit of happiness, or the American way of life"
Frank: "You must've heard the Call of Duty"
2. Faggot #1: "Hey, wanna play some COD?"
Faggot #2: "HELL YEAH! I'm gonna make a class with RPG's, noob-tubes, throwing knives, and I'm gonna put on scavenger, lightweight, commando, and painkiller!"
Guy: "You guys do know that there's another meaning to Call of Duty then the game, right?
Both faggots: "THERE IS?!"
Bobby: "After 9/11, I just felt something...I felt obligated to serve this great nation and defend her from all who may threaten freedom, life, liberty, the pursuit of happiness, or the American way of life"
Frank: "You must've heard the Call of Duty"
2. Faggot #1: "Hey, wanna play some COD?"
Faggot #2: "HELL YEAH! I'm gonna make a class with RPG's, noob-tubes, throwing knives, and I'm gonna put on scavenger, lightweight, commando, and painkiller!"
Guy: "You guys do know that there's another meaning to Call of Duty then the game, right?
Both faggots: "THERE IS?!"
by happydog34 July 21, 2010