Abbreviation of calf as fuck. Meaning that it is nice day outside or it is good idea.
"it's calm as fuck". "ye that is a good idea mate, CAF"
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C.A.F. is pronounced (calf). It's the abbrevation for Country as Fuck.
In the southern most region of the New England states, particularly South Jersey, this is the only C.A.F. phrase known or at least still used verbally as abbrevated.
A gas-powered truck that is lifted that has stacks with a diameter big enough to fall into is Country as Fuck.

"That kid with his snap back hat, and white ray bans just hopped out of that lifted truck....He should be called king CAF."
by Dougwashere September 2, 2014
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An acronym which stands for "Cute Asian Face."
Guy: Yo. 'Sup?
Girl: Nothing much.
Guy: Did you know you have a CAF?
Girl: A what?
Guy: A Cute Asian Face!
by silly aardvark November 10, 2008
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Person A: did you hear that girl sneeze?

Person B: yeah! it was CAF!
by hobbesdream August 20, 2009
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adj. - Classy as Fuck. Just being an overall Classy motherfucker
We just got done chilling, smoking cigars, in our formal attire. It was CAF
by johnnybdub October 20, 2011
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Chicks are fucked. Used when a female demonstrates how much they can make life a real pain in the ass.
A: And then she told me that she couldn't suck it because she was considering the convent.

B: CAF
by Bengo April 6, 2006
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CAF-Chill As Fuck (noun) Ultimate state of Chill, an example of something going just right. People, places, and things can all be CAF. Only the most easy going and level headed people can be classified as CAF. Those who are NOT CAF can not co-exist witht hose who have learned the art of CAF.
"Dude that party last night was totally CAF."

"To get girls man, all you gotta do is be CAF"
by Sloan [CAF] October 9, 2007
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