caf
"caf", pronounced like "calf", stands for "Creepy Ass Fuck", as in, someone who is extremely creepy and lacking in normal social skills. cafs can be either male or female. cafs like to overdose on drawing and viewing anime characters, overuse the phrase "epic fail", and most recently, have been seen hanging around theatre auditoriums and public chatroom sites. they generally do not smell good, and are rarely seen moving from place to place (they are usually just sitting at their current location). cafs like to call themselves names of inanimate objects, like "noodle", or "ketchup", and ask of everyone they meet to be called by their preferred "nickname". cafs blatantly like to blurt out random facts, as if they were part of a "bing" commercial. both males and females put as little effort into their attire as possible, rarely change their outfits, and usually smell pretty bad.
i was standing next to this really smelly, creepy dude in line for harry potter tickets.
oh, you mean a caf??
by marshalltheatre May 04, 2011
CAF
crispy as f#@k; the state of being so absurdly baller that you surpass any level of baller that another baller may be
mike jones was the definition of CAF in 2004
by Angigolo December 13, 2010
caf
Chill As Fuck.
Today was so caf... Me and my bros went to a scenic park, ripped a few bowls, and chilled.
by cafbrochill August 28, 2010
CAF
Cute as fuck.
"Girl, you are CAF!"
by jokio April 06, 2013
caf
classy as fuck.
Bro: Did you hear about that woman who opened up the sandwich shop?
Nad: Yeah Bro, I hear she's caf.
by classyhipster69 June 01, 2011
caf
Stands for Classy As Fuck. Basically, the new yolo. But better. Mainly used Ironically.
"man, you should have seen me at the wedding, totally caf."

"ducky pajamas, totally caf."

"hahah oh god, that hole in your pants, caf."
by Totescaf September 04, 2012
CAF
Comfortable As Fuck
Someone who is extremely comfortable.
Jared is CAF.
That dog looks CAF.
The man in the cafe is CAF.
by NiggerJew27 October 18, 2013
CAF
Cool as Fuck
"Hey that guy jo is CAF"
by GreaserGirl20 October 09, 2011

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