A Completely Random Midget Attack.
This old midget woman with a mutant big flat head just suddenly screamed "ya fuckin' bastard" and donkey kicked alistair in the shins with her formidable stilletos! It was a completely random midget attack or C.R.M.A!
by BigKingDoowop April 11, 2004
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